Everybody is aware of the domination and supremacy of FIFA on the subject of soccer video video games, however Konami is coming for EA Sports activities’ crown this yr with eFootball 2022. Ought to it get that crowd it has two extraordinarily ugly heads to place it on.
I refused to consider this was actual till I dug in slightly extra and confirmed that is correct. That mentioned, I don’t consider these are Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo, I believe it’s truly “Lonel Messy” and “Chris Ranoldo,” they’re non-union scab equivalents.
Messi appears to be like like he’s inherited his father’s sausage enterprise, which is barely scraping by, however he feels he must preserve it open out of familial obligation. He’s sad, and unfulfilled, which makes it damage a lot extra when clients inform him he makes the most effective chorizo in Buenos Aires. If he’s the most effective then why isn’t the enterprise higher? If folks appreciated the sausage a lot possibly he may rent one other worker and take a trip for as soon as.
In the meantime Ronaldo is an Animorph that was mid-transformation between its English Bulldog type and an evening job as a hitman, when the wind modified as his face froze that approach. Now he’s on a quest to discover a warlock who can undo the curse so he can return to his regular type.
As dangerous as these scans are, it’s nothing in comparison with how eFootball 2022 is being obtained. It’s currently the worst-reviewed game OF ALL TIME on Steam, and it’s inconceivable to seek out anybody who truly thinks it is a good sport. Cap all of it off with the completely horrifying crowd populating the stands, who apparently all determined to attend a soccer match after being put via Jigsaw’s “Noticed” trials.
I simply hope each Lonel Messy and Chris Ranoldo can discover happiness.