The Washington Commanders are soccer’s most humiliating franchise thanks principally to the unimaginable incompetency of proprietor Daniel Snyder. Even after lastly leaving their racist mascot title behind, the artists previously generally known as the Washington Football Team nonetheless wrestle to do something proper.
Thus far this offseason, a House committee concluded an investigation that noticed Snyder tried to discredit reliable allegations of sexual harassment within the office together with his personal shadow investigation, tried to intimidate witnesses with personal investigators, and underreported income to visiting groups. Snyder additionally allegedly dodged a congressional subpoena by setting sail in his super yacht so he couldn’t be served.
On Friday, the Commanders tried to earn some goodwill amongst one of many league’s most passionate fanbases by asserting a brand new seven-night fan cruise. Sure, a Caribbean cruise from the identical group owned by a person who set sail in worldwide waters to keep away from a congressional subpoena!
We’re partnering with First Class Cruises to launch the first-ever Washington Commanders Fan Cruise!
Set sail with Joe Theismann, Doug Williams and many extra legends subsequent spring ⤵️
— Washington Commanders (@Commanders) August 5, 2022
The cruise guarantees “trivia, karaoke, dancing” and time to satisfy Washington Soccer Group legends. From the press release:
As a part of the seven-night tour, company may have the chance to partake in Commanders-themed occasions and actions, together with meet-and-greets, Q&A’s and photograph alternatives, trivia, karaoke, dancing and extra, all whereas having fun with the corporate of as much as 30 Washington Legends. Extra Legends will likely be introduced nearer to the cruise departure date.
“As a corporation, it is very important us to offer Commanders followers with one of the best fan expertise doable — whether or not that be at FedExField or throughout the Caribbean,” stated Commanders Chief Partnership Officer Ryan Moreland. “Having one of the best followers in soccer be a part of dozens of gamers who’ve formed the historical past of this group on this unforgettable expertise is central to our mission of searching for out thrilling and impactful partnerships, and we thank First Class Cruises for serving to to deliver this distinctive expertise to life for our followers.”
The “team legends” are headlined by Joe Theismann, Doug Williams, Dexter Manley, Jordan Reed, and Santana Moss. However that’s burying the lede. Additionally approaching this fan cruise is none aside from world well-known boat social gathering aficionado Fred Smoot!
Right here’s a refresher on the Smoot’s role in the Vikings’ famous “love boat” scandal for these not sufficiently old to recollect.
There’s one thing that feels extremely slimy about happening a seven-day Caribbean cruise with a franchise that was accused of sexual assault at the highest levels of the organization. The truth that the Commanders introduced this simply after the Snyder set sail on his personal yacht to keep away from subpoena makes it much more unusual and tone deaf. The cruise ship Washington is utilizing, the Concord of the Seas, additionally had a major Covid outbreak earlier this year.
The entire thing runs between $2,200 and $4,000 for the entire cruise. What can go flawed?